"Happy Valentine's Day from Motörhead"
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Never had much appreciation for Love Day until Lemmy shot his arrow of love straight through my heart.
But, of course, Lemms was not alone in the task of spreading love on Valentine's Friday...
Our personal German Cupid (a.k.a. Benjamin Ebel) decided to celebrate his favourite day of the year by hosting another one of his retarded Tokio Hotel Follow Sprees. Well, the concept is not retarded of course - my apologies to Mr. Ebel. The idea is just another brilliant achievement in the field of Nazi-marketing. It's the Aliens (God, how much I detest that name LOL) who are retarded enough to be excited about the thought of being followed by a band that's been non-existent for three years already. Who gives a fuck about them not releasing music (or doing anything at all) as long as they follow YOU on twitter? Girl, that's important.
The good news are that soon there won't be any TH fans left to follow - I guess Ebel will have to start following Beliebers instead, in hopes they'll get converted LOL After all, that's what you do in social networks: you buy people using their own vanity. Making people feel important yields the most unexpected results.
Didn't work too well for Neon Dogs, though ;)
But hey - at least the doggies don't have to spend their mid-twenties connected to a life support machine while a bunch of cynical bastards build creepy Frankensteins with their body parts and tweet retarded shit using their names.
That's what I call luck.
Happy post-Valentine's day y'all.
It's Saturday, I'm still in love.
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